If your aim was to avoid upsetting me, you've already failed there.
[There's a bitter bite in his tone because even in harrowing situations he's a little shit.
He also 100% doesn't listen to her advice, though that means he basically just sort of topples off the side of the table in his attempt to get away from her, since he's pretty sorely lacking in coordination right now. Just leave him to his own devices and he'll probably die from multiple concussions before she even needs to nailbat him to death, honestly.]
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[There's a bitter bite in his tone because even in harrowing situations he's a little shit.
He also 100% doesn't listen to her advice, though that means he basically just sort of topples off the side of the table in his attempt to get away from her, since he's pretty sorely lacking in coordination right now. Just leave him to his own devices and he'll probably die from multiple concussions before she even needs to nailbat him to death, honestly.]