["It figures" is what he's gearing up to say, but his next words don't manage to make it out before the bat slams down into him a third time. All things considered, it's a pretty merciful death in that it's quick and doesn't give him much time to linger on how messed up the situation is, or feel much fear.
Enjoy that bed now that it has a shorter line of competition, hot damn.]
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["It figures" is what he's gearing up to say, but his next words don't manage to make it out before the bat slams down into him a third time. All things considered, it's a pretty merciful death in that it's quick and doesn't give him much time to linger on how messed up the situation is, or feel much fear.
Enjoy that bed now that it has a shorter line of competition, hot damn.]