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ｓｅｃｕｒｉｔｙ ｃｈｉｅｆ
 At some point when your character is alone, they'll hear Judy's even, calm voice speaking through the intercom system. The intercom is only speaking in this room, and it seems she's speaking to you and you alone. "Hello. It's time to get to work..." You're being given a chance to help stop or slow the game you've been trapped in. This isn't justice, and Judy wants you to help her stop this before it goes too far. Judy directs you up to the third floor, and though most of the doors are still locked up tight, there's one room on the Western hallway that you can now access through the code that Judy has given you: 6227#007. The room itself is a simple, barely stocked office that was clearly some kind of security office. Welcome, Security Chiefs. It's time to get to work and arm your fellow residents. |
HE'S FLATTERED
If they went through the trouble of setting up a room just to display the dead bodies, I'd say so.
[ RIP DIVA'S HEAD. but dickson soon earns a little finger-gun gesture in his general direction, because that's the exact weapon that dazai had in mind, actually. ]
Exactly! The gun, I mean. I guess it depends on where you shoot, but for the most part, guns are simple and efficient. They can get the job done quickly.
omfg fingerguns aka EFFUSIVE POINTING
It's also a good thing these too are thinking like someone who kills for fun?? Although it's hard to see the room as anything but a vehicle of someone's entertainment.
That said, oh my god. Dickson has never seen this motion before, but is intrigued?? He blinks, caught off guard for once.]
Heh, that's for sure. Would sooner trust a gun than anything else. But, are we gonna give this to someone? Or should we start smaller? Our test run, as it were.
[PUTTING OUT A GUN FIRST SEEMS LIKE A BAD IDEA...]
EFFUSIVE POINTING is best pointing
but dickson... he knows you're old, but he didn't know you were that old. where are your funky finger gun experiences? ]
A gun sounds too dangerous for now. I'd want to start with giving out something smaller, like the dirt nap. Or the rough n' tumble, if you'd prefer that one more.
[ watch as the dirt nap turns out to be anything but a shovel, and they're plunged into the abyss of confusion... ]
Who should we give it to, though? That's our next question.
(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞
And he's not hip, that's true too. You kids and your POINTING.]
Hrm, nah, rough n' tumble would be real easy for someone to hide, keep secret. My bets on dirt nap being our better option.
[ASSUMING THEY'RE CORRECT. He hopes they're right. Please, something make sense.]
As for who to give it to? [A thoughtful rumble.] Well, I don't got any friends outside our room. And...well, we'd wanna know if we were right, yeah?
[WHICH MEANS...]
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but onwards with Plan Dirt Nap! he'll offer who he knows, too, which isn't much. ]
I've spoken to a few people, but I don't have anyone particular in mind. But even if I did, I'd still want to test this system on someone else first, to see if we're right, like you said.
[ like... their roommates. sorry, roommates. ]
That leaves Franziska, Angel, or Steve. Personally, I don't think Franziska needs an additional weapon to help her kill somebody, if you get what I mean.
[ she's kind of scary?? at least, in dazai's opinion. ]
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[Unless they die that next time, oops. One person for Dazai to choose from, at least.
But for now, Plan Dirt Nap. He nods, when Dazai catches on to his meaning. Yup, he was implying their roommates as the unwitting test subjects here, aren't they lucky?
Aaand he's grinning at Dazai. Scared, huh? Of little ol' Franziska?]
Franziska's all bark and no bite. [INCORRECT, BUT.] She'd probably complain about it, if anything.
[Which rules her out. And probably Steve too, but...]
What do you think of Angel and Steve, kiddo? They've got their pros and cons.
[Angel is a noodle like Dazai, and Steve is....Steve.]
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But she looks as if she knows her way around her whip — just like that other girl, Alice.
[ either way, franziska's pretty much prepared to whip the hell out of whoever comes to chop off her feet, so moving onto their other two candidates. ]
I'd like to make sure that Angel stays safe, but even if we gave her an item, I'm not sure if she'd know what to do with it.
[ or if she can even bring herself to kill people... then again, he's running on shallow assumptions. what if angel turns out to be some skilled murderer? ]
Steve, on the other hand, looks like he'd have no trouble with a weapon that he can actually carry. Plus, I still have to thank him for the alcohol, somehow.
THIS IS REALLY FUNNY IN RETROSPECT NOW
Yeah, and she'll stick to her whip anyway.
[He knows what having a favorite weapon is like, and he also knows she's too fierce to fret over. Now Angel, on the other hand...
It's presumptuous, but hey, if she can't say "bad words", she probably can't mutilate anyone either. Probably.]
Angel...well, giving her a weapon might make her a target, we'll pass on her for now.
[Gotta keep her safe, right?? Which leaves--!]
Eh, why not, let's give it to Steve. You owe him one, and there's no harm in it. He's not exactly a threat to us or anyone else.
I'M LAUGHING IT REALLY IS
That's true. For now, I'd like to keep her as little of a target as possible.
[ protect angel, because in the future, dad #1 will make an entire suck... fiasco fool out of himself, and the borderlands family will end up on the suspect list.
but it seems as if they've settled on the "dirt nap" object going to steve, so he's going to go ahead and give dickson a big smile. good work at 5am, team! ]
You're a good guy, Dickson. Thanks a bunch! [ for giving him the opportunity to pay steve back, so that he's not stuck in debt, no matter how small.
so with that, dazai glances back towards the terminal, tapping twice — first on "dirt nap", and then on "steve burnside". have a good nap, steve?? ]