[ he's having a HARD TIME, okay, bigby? and the lack of sympathy for his struggles is not making him very pleasant. do you know how hard it is to be a mildly straight white guy? come on. ]

Oh, you complaining about your beauty rest? Woe is you, maybe some of us rather not even be here. I don't even know why I signed up for this thing! I was doing just fine on my own!